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In honor of the highly anticipated release of Pokemon: Alpha Sapphire and Pokemon: Omega Ruby, your friends at NETV have written out a very special review of the games’ demo so you can get a sneak peak at the features of the new games!

We here at NETV pride ourselves on innovative content, and when we heard that we were going to access to the ORAS demo we thought, “How can we make our review worthwhile for our readers?” And after a lot of brainstorming, we decided that bringing in a special reviewer would be the best way to keep this interesting.

So we hope you enjoy this feature: our reviewer is John Solomon, 18th century candle maker.

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NETV:
So John, what did you find most interesting about your ORAS demo?

John Solomon, 18th century candle maker:
I was torne from my wife and my bairns and shoved in some sort of unholy time-shifting machine. I was placed in a room withe a gloweing daemon-box and toald to “Play the game.” I WILL NOT PLAY THE GAME! I RESIST THE DEVIL!

NETV:
Sounds like a pretty powerful experience. Which of the three starting Pokemon did you use?

John Solomon, 18th century candle maker:
I REPENT LORDE GOD! PLEASE DELIVER ME FROM THIS HELL YOU HAVE PLACED ME IN!

NETV:
Did you make use of your Mega Glalie?

John Solomon, 18th century candle maker:
GLALIE, BAPHOMET, POKEMON, MEPHISTOPHELES, LUCIFER. I CARE NOT FOR YOUR NAMES OR YOUR DECEPTIONS DEVIL.

NETV:
It’s our understanding that the demo is a “mission-based” trial. Can you maybe elaborate a little more on what the demo involves?

John Solomon, 18th century candle maker:
I was a good man, Lorde. I cared for my familie as best I could. I made an honest living. I am not without sin, it’s true. Oft would I cast lecherous looks at other women. But I am a man with needs Lorde, you must understande. Never would I act on these succubine impulses!

NETV:
When the game gets released are you going to get Pokemon Alpha or Omega?

John Solomon, 18th century candle maker:
Do not twist the word of The Lorde, Lucifer! You may take the name of The Lorde in vain, but I will not! Our Lorde is the Alpha and the Omega, not the daemon Pokemon!

NETV:
If you play the demo every day something special is supposed to come out of it. Do you have any insights into what this might be?

John Solomon, 18th century candle maker:
I need nothing “special” ye Devil. I will not trade my soul for your unholy gifts! I will not touch your daemon-box no matter how bored I may become in this Hell-room! BE GONE. I WILL SPEAKE TO YOU NO MORE.


We’ll keep you updated as John continues to play through the demo, so check back!

<3 Azazel